/cgl/ - Cosplay & EGL

It was Sunday around 4:30 pm and I was on the second floor of the Doubletree hotel shooting some pics of my friends' Kuroshitsuji shoot. After it was over, one of my friends told me to take a look at a glass door. I take a peek and see this fat guy on a chair with this fat black lolita (who was wearing a godawful coord btw) bouncing up and down on his lap. I was still in my Naked Snake cosplay at the time and had my cardboard box with me so I did what Snake would do and crouch-walked with the box over me right up to the glass door to take a better look. And that's when I noticed the weirdest fucking thing. There were two more people on fucking desktops surfing the web as if nothing was fucking happening. I also noticed that all the dudes were wearing black shirts so they might have been con staff. At that point I planted my box right outside the glass door and watched for a good 30 seconds. I knew I needed photographic evidence so I called out to my brother for the camera. Unfortunately, it turned out there was some sort of opening in the room since the black lady heard me and turned around. I was like "Oh shit, alert mode activated." I bolted out of there and down the stairs still underneath the cardboard box just like in a Metal Gear Solid game. I found out later that con staff sent patrols out after me, but I managed to escape by going outside. And that's how I probably got a lifetime ban to AnimeNext by catching a possible staff member being dryhumped by a fat black lolita.

Hey, I was the brolita from last year's /cgl/ meetup. I'm not dressing up in lolita this year because I've gained some muscle mass due to training for my fights and can't fit into mai burando anymore. I'll be cosplaying as Naked Snake instead and hope to see you guys again this year.

>>6903285
I didn't actually get laid lol. Just a CQC hug

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>>6883183

So I'll begin this new thread with my most fucked up con experience this weekend at Animenext 2013. It was Sunday around 4:30 pm and I was on the second floor of the Doubletree hotel shooting some pics of my friends' Kuroshitsuji shoot. After it was over, one of my friends told me to take a look at a glass door. I take a peek and see this fat guy on a chair with this fat black lolita (who was wearing a godawful coord btw) bouncing up and down on his lap. I was still in my Naked Snake cosplay at the time and had my cardboard box with me so I did what Snake would do and crouch-walked with the box over me right up to the glass door to take a better look. And that's when I noticed the weirdest fucking thing. There were two more people on fucking desktops surfing the web as if nothing was fucking happening. I also noticed that all the dudes were wearing black shirts so they might have been con staff. At that point I planted my box right outside the glass door and watched for a good 30 seconds. I knew I needed photographic evidence so I called out to my brother for the camera. Unfortunately, it turned out there was some sort of opening in the room since the black lady heard me and turned around. I was like "Oh shit, alert mode activated." I bolted out of there and down the stairs still underneath the cardboard box just like in a Metal Gear Solid game. I found out later that con staff sent patrols out after me, but I managed to escape by going outside. And that's how I probably got a lifetime ban to AnimeNext by catching a possible staff member being dryhumped by a fat black lolita.