>be me six years ago
>be in high school
>doing lolita for only the second time ever at a con
>some slutty "goffick" ita comes up and gasps loud enough to make me jump
>"Ohmagawd, are those circle lenses??!"
>she reaches for my lenses
>mfw this bitch is about to shove her fingers into my eyeballs
>freak out and struggle
>mfw she's still trying to grab my fucking EYES
>knee her as hard as I can, right in her groin
>she drops like a sack of rocks
>con security shows up
>everyone in the area backs me up, saying that she tried to yank the contacts out of my eyes
>apologize anyway for hurting her
>ita-chan gets told to keep her bruised pussy away from me or she'll be baned
I almost never went to a con again.