/cgl/ - Cosplay & EGL

>be a couple months ago
>attend a teahouse meet that's about an hour away
>have a lovely time

>about to drive back
>"Heck maybe I should stop at the organic grocer because I live in a college town in the middle of nowhere and this is my last chance to eat decent for the next few days."
>traverse into suburbia
>park my car in the store parking lot
>remember that I didn't bring a change of clothes
>immediately feel like I'm being watched
>but whatever if I'm gonna do this I gotta fix my wig before I go in
>as I fix the wig I notice that the two people who pulled in on either side of me are taking a long time
>a little too long to pull their brats from the backseat and go into the store...
>ohfucktheyprobablythinkImapartyprincessorsomeshit
>wait 10 minutes for them to give up and walk in

>okay, my turn
>exit car and walk up to store
>eyes drawn to me like sperm to a fertile hooha
>wearing a sweet-classic coord (toned down by cgl standards)
>problem is it's still pastels and sticks out like a sore thumb among all the normals
>still winter so everyone is dressed in dark clothes while I have lavender/white
>lots of side-eyed stares and smirks
>one woman assaults the shit out of her boyfriend's arm while trying to be 'subtle' to get him to look my way
>well what was I expecting...aheh...
(con't)