/cgl/ - Cosplay & EGL

I count this as a happy story but it totally belongs here.

>me be, at an east coast con a few years ago
>pic related's holy light has touched my life, so I'm crossdressing
>trying to hit up that con's thread so someone will come feel me up in the rave.
>lots of losers see my pics etc. and say they'll be there
>night goes on, get disenheartened, heading back up hotel elevator
>post one final time that fuck it, I'll give whoever a quickie
>didn't waste 40 minutes on eyeliner this morning to not see a dick
>a very quick taker says he's in the lobby
>head back down and sure enough
>~30yo pudgy, clean, nervous mexican guy
>sure whatever
>I wave at him, he looks right past me twice
>I get up close and ask him about 4chan
>He says I thought I was a trap
>Pull down shirt
>ohdamn.jpg
>He has a room by himself, of course, so we head back up in the elevator
>I'm a little nervous because obvious reasons
>He's having fucking trouble with the elevator buttons he's so shaky
>We get in the room
>oh boy
>art of pic related, everywhere
>signed hentai prints
>hella expensive wedding rem statue
>statue of jogging woman with tits larger than her body, spraying milk everywhere
>Rollo here has clearly forgot he left all this out when he was bringing a "girl" up to the room
>I'm amused by this, I'm a degenerate too
>He just kind of looks at me, practically asking "what do i do now?"
>clearly I'm not going to be romanced tonight
>"Go ahead and clean off the bed"
>He's clearly crazy nervous and I've been in the same spot before, so I try to be nice and sweet and tell him he doesn't have to apologize
>Hopefully he'll calm down
>Rollo spends 40 minutes picking up 20 posters and continually offering me a bottle of water
>I wish he would hurry because it is now 3:10, we haven't done anything, and I have to put on a heavy cosplay the next day
cont. sometime soon