/cgl/ - Cosplay & EGL

>tfw your con crush starts messaging you

>be short and flat-chested
>normal guys ignore me
>attract lolicon weirdies by the truckload

>post a cosplay pic
>friend's dad (who I've never spoken to) says "Looks like some cougar's boy toy!"

Wtf.

I've been so naughty with my diet lately. I wanna be in shape, but the beefy crunch burrito isn't going to stick around forever.

>go to shitty local con at the fairgrounds
>see tons of booby models
>tfw no boobies

>in dealer's room
>just came from the bathroom fifteen minutes prior
>realize my skirt is tucked into my panties

>cosplay Ryuuko Matoi
>convince my semi-casual friend to be Mako with me; got her a cheapish costume from Amazon
>brother spends all week making me a scissor blade from wood; it's p heavy

>photo dude at con asks us for a pic as soon as we walk in the hotel
>ask Mako to hand me scissor from my suitcase
>she swings it to me like a clumsy idiot
>whacks me super hard, right in the crotch
>manage not to cry long enough for a few photos


Had to tell her to be more careful with my props and vagina.

>accidentally fart too much in the room due to eating Cheerios
>spray a little perfume to cover the smell
>bf and crew return
>"what smells like perfume and farts?"

>>8724187
Hey man, pooping is hard.

>decide to try lolita
>go to tea party at con
>accidentally fart
>everyone complains of the smell
>they decide the hard boiled eggs are bad
>mfw I watch them pour out perfectly good eegs