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Sounds like someone's scared to take the butthole inspection.

We had a girl in our comm like you. She got called in for a random anal measuring, where they found out her asshole was 3mm below minimum diameter. It was pretty sad because she started crying and spreading her cheeks, begging the elders to measure again until she finally ran away crying with her bloomers around her ankles. They're letting her take the test again next weekend, and if her hole still isn't regulation she's suspended for six months. If she fails again after that, exiled completely.

Personally I think the test is bullshit until elasticity is taken into account. I barely passed inspection because I'm a grower, even though the comm mother said I'd have gotten perfect ranks if we didn't insist on measuring at full pucker.

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>>10084508
Comms only require thong-style diapers if they don't trust you not to shit yourself. Our comm uses regular diapers, and you're on the honor system not to poop in them.

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Thot patrol edition.

Keep those feels /cgl/-related and don't swallow the bait.

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