/cgl/ - Cosplay & EGL

>>7778517

The fucking hilarious thing is, me going into politics was a serious consideration at some point.

And then I had to face the fact that my digital footprint has forever precluded that. There I'd be, accepting the seal of office after my wildly successful election, and then some motherfucking smirking reporter in the front row, he stands up and says SO HOW ABOUT THAT TOUHOU FANFICTION YOU WROTE SOME YEARS BACK, MAYOR?

And I try to sputter denials as he whips out the page URL on his smartphone and flashes it around for the world to see, my nascent career going up in smoke and flames before it begins.