/cgl/ - Cosplay & EGL

>neither fat nor skinny
>learned how to style myelf, but not very pretty or interesting looking
>tfw coords are okay, but not special enough to get recognised
>don't follow current trends or own popular pieces, I don't have a large wardrobe either
>tfw no sempai (or anyone) notices me

I'm trying my best, I always try to coord well, apply decent make up, style my hair, take nice pictures and maybe put a filter on top... I'm at that point where I am good enough to coord to not get any hate or gossip, but not great enough to get noticed. I'm not ugly enough to get shit for my looks, but I'm not cute either. My coords are good, but they don't really stand out or get overwhelmingly good feedback, yet they are too good to recieve constructive criticism either (this is often only given to beginner tier/ita stuff).

I am trying but I feel like I can never achieve my goals, and I'm stuck in mediocrity forever.

Considering suicide. Jobless, had to move back home, girl I like told me she's only interested in me because there's nothing better at the moment, on the fast track to becoming an alcoholic, family is disappointed in me Nothing left for me.

Yeah alright, I'll share one.

>Before a con a while ago I saw people posting progress pictures in the cons Facebook group
>One girl stood out to me in both being really attractive and pretty cool in the comments
>Make mental note to get a picture of her at the con
>See her in hallway
>Stop her for picture
>move on
>Later that night I hear someone call out the character I was cosplaying's name
>Turn around, it's her
>She talks to me, is really friendly and nice, complementary etc.
>Doesn't take me long to spill my spaghetti horribly and run away
>Go back to hotel room
>Eat pizza and cry in the shower for an hour
>mfw

I met JonTron and Egoraptor at a con a while ago, I went with my girlfriend. When we approached them JonTron looked at me then at my girlfriend and said "The fuck you doing with this stupid cunt? Get with this dick or get raped you whore.", I was completely shocked and didn't know if he was joking so I stood in silence just not sure of what to say. Then a voice was heard from behind him "Oh Jon you found another goofball?", "Yeah Arin, this one looks like a complete dick head, his girlfriend is pretty banging though, I'd fuck her asshole", "Oh yeah, maybe we should fill his girlfriend ass with goofballs so she'd know how much of a goofball he is". Right at that moment JonTron jumped on my girlfriend and pulled her pants down, I tried to stop him but Egoraptor jumped on me and held me down he started whispering in my ear "She's going to get the goofballs and you aren't going to do nothing about it!", I watched on in horror as my girlfriend stared at me in the eyes as JonTron undressed her and rammed his fingers up her ass, she was trying to scream but JonTron just kept pushing her head down. JonTron looked at me and mouthed the word "Goofball", It was like a silent movie, I watched as JonTron then proceeded to pull out his testicles and forcibly push them into her anus with his hands. Egoraptor who was still holding me down started to squeal into my ear "Oh, she's gonna get the goofballs, she's gonna get the goofballs!", he started to twist my nipple as far as it could go, and I could feel blood trickling from it onto my shirt, I felt what I can assume was Egoraptor's boner pushing into my back... I blacked out.

>>7586841

There are some dresses that fit, but I have yet to look into a minimizer bra. I'll go shopping next week and will keep an eye out for one.
Speaking from experience though most pieces do not really look good stretched to the maximum measurements.

But I will still never be able to fit most classic brands though.

>mfw I will never be a Victorian maiden
>mfw Mary Magdalene will never bless me

>>7455307

>Would buy immediatly
>still too fat fot MMs waist measurements
>doesnt matter, boobs will never be small enough to look good in an MM dress

Why

>mfw none of the movies where in theaters in my province

>>7081955
I know that feel I have a pretty easy name and I get called the wrong name all the time. Gets under my skin. Whenever I meet someone with a foreign name(Foreign from my perspective) I try to make sure I say their name right. Because I know what it's like being called the wrong name.

So yeah mfw spelling his name wrong

I wasn't sure what to expect for sure, but they gave my spot away because I didn't get there soon enough. Apparently it happened to a lot of people.

Not surprisingly I haven't heard any true love stories about it.

Alright, here's what I think of AN speed dating:

I signed up for it

I'm HOPING: A decent NOT super awkward opportunity to meet some girls and talk about Madoka or some shit. I don't live in GTA so maybe make some friends who live in an area I visit every year.

Hell maybe even meet "Supper kawaii azn gurl to haz super hapy kissu-kissu teim wit"


REALISTICALLY:

>Go to speed dating and force conversation with neckbeards until the volunteers run around and find more girls to fill the empty slots.

>All the girls are Hambeasts and homestuck fags

>Is extremely awkward

>Only girls I would take a second glance at are just there to troll neckbeards

>See pictures of me on /cgl/ waiting to get into speed dating in a thread full of people making fun of the attendees the day after AN

>Regret


mfw realistic expectations are met