/cgl/ - Cosplay & EGL

>>9030765
Thanks for caring, anon. My sister still reminds me about how much I fucked up, and how bad I was.
Not surprisingly, I have not dared to get on a stage since that day.

Bonus: After the first part of the competition, the people who did not go through to the next round was offered a consultant with the judges, one of which was Calssara, who I really wanted to talk to earlier that convention. She gave me the ugliest stink eye you can imagine when I was on my way out (I had to go to an interview). That was kind of the water to the burnt area.

My postman knows I buy dildos and female clothes because I ordered some gel pens at the same time as a new Dildo and thought that was the order, so when he asked for me to sign for it I tried to be funny and said ''I'll use my new pens'' and accidentally unboxed a dildo in front of him. It was really dumb too because signing is done electronically so I couldn't have used the pens anyway

Tried to make it seem like I am not a pervert by writing a 10 page letter to the post office telling them I mistakenly received a dildo and I blamed the postman for it but they never replied