/cgl/ - Cosplay & EGL

I have no idea. I'm either going to trick or treat with the boyfriend or give out candy with him (and scare neighbor kids.)

Any ideas for a costume that's not slutty or overly cheesy, relatively cheap, that normalfags will recognize? My ideas so far:

>Ring girl
>Wally
>creepy doll
>santa clothes (but then I'll have to carry the joke over to Christmas and wear something horrifying)
>be lazy and put on maid cafe uniform