/cgl/ - Cosplay & EGL

>make new friend at work to weeb out with, get close over a year
>friend makes boyfriend, typical neckbeard, but a casual
>put out and playing second banana, I try my best to just be happy that she has someone
>get my own boyfriend, time passes, we all hang out together
>my boyfriend convinces hers to watch moe shows with subtitles, friend gets me back into video games
>it's going well

>couple of weeks later, sitting around having ice cream
>her boyfriend asks me what it's like to have such small titties compared to my friend's
>we stare at him until he stops laughing, friend pinches his arm
>must be autism.

>Her boyfriend wants me to proofread his MLP fanfiction
>Sends me the file over skype
>gay horse sex
>claim the transfer didn't work and excuse myself to do errands

>friend starts asking me questions about watching hentai and masturbating because her boyfriend can't get her off
>starts off small, asking if my boyfriend and I have kissed, made out, and finally if we've had sex
>asks me if I've ever thought about bondage, or animal tail buttplugs
>she then wonders aloud what sex would be like a girl, or with more than two people
>Change the subject until she goes home.

>a few more weeks later, ding
>her boyfriend is talking to me on skype
>wants to talk about something private and urgent, must be man problems because he's regularly been asking about how to "perform better"
>boyfriend and I are both awkward virgins and don't know how to answer, but I ask what he needs this time
>tells me he's interested in trying men and is convinced my boyfriend should be The One to rek his anal hymen
>says hold on let me show you something, invites me to video chat
>turn 360 degrees and moonwalk away from the computer, then come back to reject
>don't answer the phone
>friend leaves messages apologizing but not saying what for, says she really needs to talk to me
>keeps sending me youtube links to sad AMVs and shit whenever she calls and I don't pick up

I can't deal with it

>>6945467
>lose the scoffing expression
>scoffing expression

You can't lose what you didn't have.

>>6682248
>But people would probably still want me to take them off right?
so you expect people to tell you to take off your panties?