/cgl/ - Cosplay & EGL

So uh, disregarding upthread.

>I see you have somewhat unconventional porn habits such as yaoi/yuri. I guess that means you don't mind inappropriate role-playing in public with me, or being called character names!
I have a name and I am not your boy toy. I have no penis for you. I'm flattered, but your knight is in another Britannia.

>Dude, there's this site called 4chan/retarrdit/KYM/etc... guess what--
No. Go away. And keep your memes in your ass.

>I see that something clearly painful/traumatizing just happened, but are you okay?
I understand this completely, but it really is badly timed and half-assed. It's like when you stub your toe, you just want to fucking yell at the next person who enters your line of vision.

>I'm gonna live in Korea because I'm short and dark-haired and I'd just fit in better there! I'm going to marry G-Dragon and live in a castle constructed from sushi and the tears of drama idols
Okay.

>No offense, but [direct, arbitrary insult]
Fuck you
>I know you don't have a FB but I'm going to send you all kinds of links to stuff on there with zero explanation. In fact, that is how I'm going to communicate with you from now on, try to keep up.
and you

Someone I hardly know by name came over today after being told that I was busy because she wanted to "teach me how to leddit". I was masturbating furiously and didn't get to finish. Also it won't stop fucking raining, FUCK