/cgl/ - Cosplay & EGL

>>6923976
>Drive by your job every 2 hours to make sure you are there and not cheating on her

I remember somebody that I used to know was crazy paranoid that her on-again, off-again boyfriend was cheating on her, and asked me to drive her past his apartment to make sure he was home. At 2 am in the morning.

She also wanted to see if he really cared about her. Her cunning plan was to have me call him and tell him that she she had been hurt in a accident and was bleeding really badly. From playing DDR.

She also had nudes of him that she took while he was sleeping, and told me about her plans to plaster them all around his school, home, and workplace if she ever caught him cheating.

>mfw this all happened during one night out with her.

Today's Lesson: Do not stick your dick in crazy. In fact, keep it as far away from crazy as possible.