/cgl/ - Cosplay & EGL

>be high school senior, 18
>for some reason there is a 16 year old girl in senior year
>this girl happens to be a superwholock
>at the end of last year I make the mistake of telling her I had a tumblr when I was her age
>she automatically assumes I'm a superwholock
>tries to force me to read johnlock fanfiction because "OMG it's better than a real book"
>no thanks
>"what kind of fanfiction do you read?"
>i dont
>"you're lying teehee i'll find out"
>that was annoying but ok
>this semester starts
>she sees me
>"ANOOOOOON"
>she runs up to me, luckily she can't glomp me because I'm sitting down
>she starts to fucking pet me like a cat instead, ear scratching and all
>tell her to please not touch me, she walks away
>maybe she got the message?
>last period of the day, theater
>getting into groups for the first production of the year, i join my friend
>suddenly, superwholock-chan emerges...and joins our group
>hyperactive talking spews from her mouth, she grabs my arm and presses it under her armpit
>every time a new member comes over she screams "HI WELCOME TO OUR GROUP IT'S CALLED OUR GROUP"
>makes a HUGE deal about "i'm ok with crossdressing if i need to crossdress! i love crossdressing omg please let me let's make a play with a crossdresser or a trans boy so i can play one"
>mfw i'm stuck with this bitch for the next 4 months