/cgl/ - Cosplay & EGL

>>10314482
>tfw a girl in your comm retweets racist stuff and then tries to blame it on PMS and constipation

>tfw my big bro is almost 30 and most of his friends are teen girls from the cons

>nearly 30
>love cosplay
>suddenly feel uncomfy at cons because of all the hot teens

>mfw hotty thotties are always trying to kiss my friend and he just turns them away
>mfw I would kill for any of them
>mfw I'm pretty sure he's a virgin at 27
>mfw I would fuck every night if I got the hoes that throw themselves at him
I wish I were tall. Baka doesn't know how good he has it.

>tfw a beautiful female friend asks you to be in her cosplay group, but it's a character you know won't attract many thotties

"Replicas encouraged"

>>9912752
Sorry, I thought "bf" stood for "brother"

>look at con pics from 2016
>can hardly believe how hot I was
Being an eating disorder-kun sucks. I need to sort my life out and get the binging under control.

>tfw some ita in your comm ruins the aesthetic by wearing a thong

>comm president doesn't come to meet because her grandmother drowned
>okay, we can have one tea without her...
>immediately, fights break out
>almost with real kicking
>mfw the hotel janitor has to restore order

This was over a year ago when I was super ita, but I'll never 5get.

>go to comic con on the state fairground, next door to a gun show
>dressed like a flaming homo
>group of gun-toting rednecks gawk at me
>loudly

>go to the bathroom to pull up my tights
>accidentally grab my thong
>gave myself the wedgie of a lifetime
>mfw I'm pretty sure some other lolitas heard me squeal