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>Go to gamestop to buy that Evee plush i spied while buying my Chespin
>little kid wondering around in there while his mother is fucking about in victoria secret, dont blame you little man not even i hang about in there
>im digging around in the bucket because i hid the stuffed toy at the bottom
>However it appears that someone else went a-rooting and may have found my hidden treasure
>I feel a little tug at my shirt and i stand up to see the little kid looking at me
>"Aren't grown ups supposed to not like pokemon anymore?"
>I just laugh and kneel down, tell him about how lots of soldiers and ex soldiers like me really liked pokemon and even had days where we would have to sit around, so we'd pull out our game boys and play together
>He gets super excited and says how his mother said grown up boys dont like pokemon when they get older
>"Now i can like pokemon forever!"
>"Fuck yeah you can!" i say, but im retarded and immediately say that only big boys can say that word and to wait till hes older
>he just giggles and nods
>I tell him to help me find an Evee in the cardboard bucket thing
>after a few minutes of searching we admit defeat and call it
>he finds this Fennekin and he says how his mommy wont buy him it despite him asking
>Iknowyourlittlegameyoulittleshit.jpg
>Heave a sigh, pull out my card, and tell him to toss it on the counter

Well, i didnt find the Evee so it would have been a waste of a day if i didnt buy something. Made his day though, and his mother gave me the stink eye when she walked in to see me wearing my #team chespin shirt and him excitedly telling her what happened. Take that, you grumpy bitch.

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