/cgl/ - Cosplay & EGL

>tfw someone in your sister's comm thinks a hoop skirt can replace a petticoat
>tfw my mother looks at pics of girls in petticoats and thinks they have giant asses

>>9909224
>>9909226
4chan is not your personal army

I was waiting for a friend outside the con and an ant bit my ass-cheek

>>9709504
>go to the gf store in my new coord
>make my way to the lesbian section
>my hoop skirt knocks over a clearance bin full of fatty-chans
>mfw security subjects me to a full butthole inspection and bans me for a month

>>9488732
That's the worst, anon.

>>9367634
I was adjusting my tights in lolita, and accidentally grabbed my thong... Gave myself the worst wedgie of my life.

>>9364959
Word filters. DESU is now desu, BAKA is baka, SENPAI is senpai.

I personally like it desu. Triggers the normies and chads who came over from Facebook.

>tfw no Polish right-wing lolita gf

>>9308797
>no one has ever opened a thread dedicated to con hook ups.
newfag please

it's one thing to be wrong, it's another to be so proud and confident in your wrongness

>>9282934
>bumping a thread less than 30mins after it started
>on a slow board

newfag this isn't >>>/s/

>>9260234

But I cosplay at conventions . I just cringe when i see you in regular life.

>>9252331

You better suck dick like a champ. And on command for atleast 2 years.

Atleast that's what it would take for me to drop 20k on a gf. And I'd want it on a binding contract aswell.

>>9231892
>tfw bigbux computer engineer with an even biggerbux husband

have fun with that trust fund

>>9231887
i probably have shit taste too

sweet is best

anon is just jelly she can't join the friend circle

>>9223730
>going to rufflecon in a shitty Amazon seifuku

I'm a lolita and an age regressor. It's not a sexual thing, and I'm not an adult baby--I just regress for coping reasons because I had a shit childhood and it gives me some semblance of happiness. I don't think it's wrong to wear lolita while regressing, but I do think that sexual ageplay and lolita should be two separate entities. I'm sick of ageplayers forcing their kink on everybody and giving people who actually regress a bad name. IRL I keep these things separate from people because I know they'll totally misunderstand, and I don't blame them because the internet is rife with weird ABDL shit.

Are you satisfied with all the attention you got now, OP?
Can you leave now?

>>9190810
>Oh is it from cosplay threads?

The OP us good but the rest are straight T-T-T-TRASH.

OP.
HAVING JUICE IN THE RIGHT PARTS = GOOD

BEING BUILT LIKE A REFRIGERATOR = BAD

BEING A LAND WHALE IS BAD

>>8958596

Why would you want to? I'd say 64% are crazy. Dated a gull for a year and it was pretty fun but then she went all jealous and commitment crazy. "We should couple cosplay at all cons, why didnt you text me yesterday? ,Wouldn't it be fun if we got married?" Etc

Sex in Lolita is pretty fun though. But fuck you cuppy. Oh yeah I have a small dick , well you sucked this little dick. This little dick was up your ass. This little dick jump started your period once.

Were all crazy desu

>shitpost in a bait thread
>think no one will pay attention to the number of unique posters