/cgl/ - Cosplay & EGL

>waiting for some friends with my buddy about a block from the con center
>cosplaying pic related
>two African american gentleman approach us
>begin making strange noises mixed in with "ooo" and "dayum"
>mmmm girl you got that nice teddy bear going"
>turn to look at them
>"thats right girl we just talking about yo teddy bear. just yo bear that's all"
>realize the plush toy has shifted from my hip to my ass
>realize my buddy is like 10 seconds away from bolting
>no idea what to even say so just awkwardly look over for our other friends til the men shuffle off

city cons are the worst sometimes