/cgl/ - Cosplay & EGL

>>8599047
Let me take a minute to say, I am not very cute in the least. I am a short chub girl who's a solid 7/10 on my best day.
> Start to get that Fedora-chan has a crush on me and is stalking me because he's a 14 year old weeb. Try not to be too mad or be too pissy with him, so we allow him at our table.
> We order food and Fedora Jr gets a chocolate milkshake, Blue Ribbon burger and curly fries. We agree we will all chip in for the meal.
> 20 minutes in Fedora takes out this paper bag filled with Lego men, "Yeah I spent all my Con-money on these yesterday lol."
> "But you have money for this meal right?"
> "No, why?"
> Our fucking faces when this kid buys the most expensive meal on the list and cant pay for himself.
> Jake ends up paying for the kid, we eat, we leave and try to avoid this fuck tard.
> Having a fun time, meet some new friends and start singing MeMeMe with them. Feeling weird, though. Like someone's watching me.
> Sure enough around the corner like a fucking creeper is Fedora fucking recording me on his iPhone.
> Tell him to quit that shit. "Oh but, Sonia-san!! You're so sugoii when singing sexy j pop ;)"
> Finally it's fucking time for his parents to bring him home.
> "Sonia-san can I have a hug?"
> Before I can say no Fedora has clung onto me and is squeezing my fucking ass.
> Start crying
> Friends have to pry him off me in order to get me to calm me the fuck down.
> An hour later I've calmed down and am weebing it up with my friends again, but I get a text from an unknown number
> "Hey Sonia-san its me, [Fedora]. I was wondering...do you do sexy rps? Because I do! I would love to do a sexy rp with you ;)"
> NEVER GAVE HIM MY FUCKING NUMBER
> BLOCK THAT SHIT.P N FUCKING G

TL;DR: Neckbeard in training sees me cosplaying his waifu and stalks me the whole day, makes me pay for his food and then tries to sext me after grabbing my ass.