/cgl/ - Cosplay & EGL

This secret I can identify with. (except the sassy at the end of it)

Have big boobs and being tall SUCKS. I'm always having to find dresses with long bodices and I have to get the largest sizes possible even though the fabric around the waist bunches up and shit. Then trying on dresses gives me a mini panic attack because I'm like, "Please, go below the knee, please go below the knee..." Then my boobs pull the dress up and I'm always having to pull it down so that my knees don't show. Then there is brand socks and socks in general. My tibia is long and my knees are knobby and OTK socks never reach over my knees. If I try to pull them over my knees, the design gets stretched out vertically and looks like shit. I wish people were a little more forgiving with the above the knee rule, especially when you can't do anything about the height issue. Don't even get me started on boob loafing.