/cgl/ - Cosplay & EGL

>go to crossplay panel called "It's a Trap!"
>creepy middle-aged man in a dress rambles about how he is NOT GAY for the first ten minutes
>he removes a pair of jelly breasts from his shirt and tries to pass them around the room, but nobody wants to touch them
>audience is leaving fast
>gets mad about people thinking he's gay again
>for no reason anyone can fathom, he goes on a tangent about hating furries

>see him outside the rave later, staring at the ground