/cgl/ - Cosplay & EGL

I got one, it's pretty shoujo

>Be 15 or something
>Chop off all of hair after big fight with parents to piss them off
>Hair's a bit above chin length, and I have the body of a 12 year old. I look like a shota.
>On girls soccer team, and I usually walk home after games. I am a lone wolf weaboo, I don't have many friends.
>After school program for elementary school kids gets out around the time my games ends.
>Little girls hanging out at their bus stop everyday waiting for parents so I pass them almost daily.
>Always wave to them.
>Eventually they all start waiting for me to say hi.
>Eventually they multiply
>One day had very intense workout and it's hot. Lifting up my shirt some to wipe sweat off my face the whole walk home.
>Suddenly screaming and giggling. Look over and wave at the little girls, they're all giggling and red looking at me.
>Wut
>After a while there's suddenly parents there when I'm walking by with their kids giving me the stink eye.
>Say hello and keep walking.
>Eventually a few girls break from the pack. It's almost Halloween and they give me a goodiebag. It has like...little candies and halloween pencils and erasers in it.
>Thank them. They swoon. Parents are on red alert.
>One little girl finally drops her spaghetti blurts out "ANON I REALLY LIKE YOU WILL YOU BE MY BOYFRIEND?"
>I just stand there in shock. I die a little on the indside. Holy shit do they all really think I'm a boy?
>Mom pack prowls in and drags them away "He's too old for you girls!" Little girls start fighting with their parents
>"NO HE'S NOT! HE'S GORGEOUS HE'S PERFECT. YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND"
>I ollie out right then and rush to my house.
>What the hell just happened. There is no way they could have seriously thought I was a boy, I look boyish, but holy shit I'm a girl.
>Look in mirror.
>I am the epitome of a cute, pretty boy shota, especially in my soccer uniform. I'm like something straight from Inazuma
>Collapse in dispair.
>"Doushite?"