/cgl/ - Cosplay & EGL

NOW LET'S MAKE SOMETHING CLEAR YAYA, THERE IS NOTHING WRONG WITH THE PEOPLE'S SPEEDO. IN FACT ONE CAN SAY THAT YOU MIGHT BE STARING A LITTLE TOO MUCH AT THE ROCK'S GOODS. YEAAAH, LITTLE MISS YAYA CHECKING OUT THE PEOPLE'S CHAMPION AND GETTING WETTER THAN A FAT OTAKU IN LINE FOR COMIKET.

SO YAYA, YOU THINKING OF THE PEOPLE'S STRUDEL? MAYBE YOU WANT A BIT OF BAKED GOODS TO GO WITH THE ROCK'S TOASTY BUNS. YOU WANNA TALK ABOUT FREE, YOU WANNA TAKE ABOUT CASHING IN ON A CRAZE? ONE LOOK AT YOUR BLUSHING FACE THAT YOU MIGHT BE THE ONE CRAZED WITH STROKING....SWIMMING THAT IS .

OH YEAH, UPSIDE, BACKSIDE, DOGGIE STYLE, EVEN THE ROCK CAN GET ON THE ACTION WITH A CLASSIC BREASTSTROKE THOUGH YOU'D NEED TO USE A JACKHAMMER TO GET THROUGH ALL THE PLASTIC AND MAKE YOU FEEL ANYTHING.

NOW WAKE UP YAYA, THAT WAS DREAMLAND AND THIS IS REALITY. IN NO CHANCE, IN A BLUE HELL WOULD THE ROCK WOULD EVEN LET YOU TOUCH HIS BODY AND THE ROCK WOULD RATHER HAVE A HOMESTUCKER WITH UNSEALED MAKEUP GLOMP HIM BEFORE HE'LL EVEN LET YOU COME CLOSE TO DEFILING HIM.

TO ANSWER YOUR REQUEST, THE ROCK IS NOT GOING TO LEAVE THE PEOPLE'S CONVENTION AS HE TOO HAS A FANBASE THAT NEEDS TO BE PLEASED THE ROCK DOESN'T NEED TO BEG AND PLEAD FOR PEOPLE TO HIT A BUTTON ON HIS PAGE BECAUSE HE HAS THE MILLIONS....