/cgl/ - Cosplay & EGL

Gross story so if you're going to be a baby cover your ears

>go to momocon for a saturday only because i didn't have much money
>wore giant ballgown luka cosplay, pic related, not me but same dress
>white crinoline underneath
>suddenly my vagina decided to open the floodgates to the red sea
>no tampons on me, expected period to start 2 weeks later
>rush boyfriend out in atlanta, the most poorly designed city to drive in to find tampons
>friends were supposed to stay with me so i don't bleed to death without any witnesses
>"hey anon we're going to the dealers room instead"
>can't risk standing up and unleashing the beast
>sat on the con floor for 2 hours probably, accepting my fate
>every time someone asked for a picture had to make the fakest pokerface when the niagara falls began again while standing up
>boyfriend comes back with tampons
>somehow manage to lift up giant skirt and crinoline and dam the river
>takes one handicap stall and 10 minutes of patience because dress is basically impossible to take off without assistance
>person in wheelchair waiting outside stall, feel bad
>"gf you ruined con for me let's go home"
>ok.jpg
>crinoline goes straight in the trash when i get home

Now I'm on birth control so I don't have periods anymore, they usually lasted up to a month and I would use an entire box of tampons in a day. I'm just so happy that dress was black.