/cgl/ - Cosplay & EGL

>move into a new town for studies
>another class is grouped with ours for a project
>get paired with a fattie
>she starts following and joining me on breaks and on bus stop
>for first two days she seems okay
>then she suddenly asks for my phone number and facebook
>say i don't have facebook
>she scrunches her face, closes her fists, shouts "WHAT?!" and gets mad
>"you WILL get it, you MUST have it" she says and hits her fat fist to the table as i just stare in disbelief
>her mood changes in seconds and she starts happily like sunshine telling how she met a police last weekend
>she had called cops to look for her cat
>i thought she was joking, she wasn't
>later i have to wait her while she goes to wc
>she shouts "UGHHH PERIODS ARE SOOOO ANNOYING" from wc
>now i'm truly scared, luckily there was nobody else than me hearing
>takes same bus as me that day and demands i sit next to her
>her ass takes 85% of the two seats combined and i'm on the verge of falling from my seat the whole time
>i had to do everything in our project while the cow was texting with her phone or talking about her "epic" adventures
>if she was asked to do something she instantly went "ohh i'm not feeling so well... my arm hurts... and my head... i'm tired..."
>later find out she collects facebook friends to like her homestuck cosplays
>calls police weekly to just get male attention, tries to make her friends do the same
>says she's "famous" with cops and goes to adventures with them when she announces herself or her cat as a missing person
>after the project is over i avoid her and she finds new, more exploitable targets

Fatties and homestuck fans... Not even once.