/cgl/ - Cosplay & EGL

My male roommate is turning into a selfish slob.

>never does his dishes and uses my dishes/pans
He has a sink full downstairs that he's been adding to for days. I guess eventually I'll have to be his mommy and nag him to do them once they start attracting flies.
>his room is a disaster
I know it's his room, but it speaks a lot to me that an individual chooses to live in disorganized squalor. I tried sprucing up my room last night and he patronizingly told me that cleaning was a 'Sunday thing', except for the fact that he never cleans no matter what day it is.
>he mooches me for my bud/booze/car
He never gives me money for bud since he doesn't have a job and lives off his prepaid campus card that no doubt his parents paid for. He constantly asks me for shots out of my vodka (I don't drink much so seeing me with ample alcohol supply makes him jelly). And he begs me to take him places since he doesn't want to walk anywhere and has no car. Oh and interestingly enough..
>he's pretentious as shit
One of those boring, not-that-smart guys who TRIES SO FUCKING HARD to sound intellectual.

Last night he begged me to drive him to a bar. I complied even though I worked all day and had no real desire to drink around a bunch of loud fucking freshmen.
After he kept me there for almost two damn hours I told him I was leaving. He even said "hurrdurr anon don't worry I can walk home, go ahead." Yet not 15 minutes after I got home, I got a drunken phone call of him begging me to pick him up from some park because he didn't actually want to walk the 2 miles back.

Then when I picked him up he was bawling about how he had to "dumb down" his conversations because apparently all women are so fucking stupid, and if he is his "intellectual" self then everyone calls him an asshole.

I don't get it, really.
He's an overweight, below average dude who watches anime yet he acts like a frat boy reject with a chip on his shoulder about women when in reality HE is the cause of his own misery.

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I hope I age gracefully...
I don't want to be one of those leathery looking bitches in their 40s with the fake boobs and Juicy sweatpants.