/cgl/ - Cosplay & EGL

>>9262046
I do tell him, all the time, but literally he's been this way since I've met him and it's really starting to bother me.
I don't want to call him retarded but damn they're not even funny jokes.
I've started to just ignore them now or not even address them.

"Blah blah, and man do I know that first hand."
"Awe which hand?"
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"I can't wait to go to that party tomorrow night."
"Aww you gonna wear PJs there?"
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"Things have finally calmed down at work."
"So no more storm?"
"Storm?"
"You said it's calm."
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"Dude I'm just in deep water at work"
"You're a good swimmer so you have an advantage."

Ugh
These are just small examples and they don't seem like much but he does this shit over and over and over
Like on the phone with him he'll make a joke of what (or should I call them puns? I don't fucking know) ever it is I'm talking about even if I'm already angry or even fucking almost crying because I'm depressed or upset.
It never ends.