/cgl/ - Cosplay & EGL

I feel like cons are not a good breeding ground for romance.

Sure, you may meet someone, or someone you may already have interest in might do something cute, but I don't think they're where romance really -happens-.

>first con
>in love with dudebro
>friendzoned by dudebro
>staying in a hotel room with eight people
>mutual friend, fatfag decides to also stay in hotel room
>another girl in hotel room, fatslut, decides it's time to hook up with fatfag
>oh hell no
>stay up all night staring at them in the dark ready to slap hands when they make their way down to crotches
>fatslut spends all night resting her hand on fatfag's hip; he inches away every few minutes but she snuggles up to him
>all night I watch as they slowly but surely move around the floor of the room like bloated slugs
>mfw

dudebro had a pretty good night though, he took some nyquil and passed out on the couch and I felt sad for passing up the chance to sleep next to him in favor of being the designated cockblocker

six months later we got together though so it was all good