/cgl/ - Cosplay & EGL

This one happened recently. Still sore

>group does haikyuu cosplay, and because I'm the smallest I decide to do kenma
>first crossplay, a little nervous but still exited.
>order one of those really cheap Asian binders of eBay because I'm an idiot
>photoshoot rolls around at a local gymnasium, looks fucking cool
>day goes awesome, decide to do a silly group pic at the end
>"anon! Do the splits!"
>haha yeah this'll be so funny haha
>slams into hard wooden floor with the force of 5000 suns, rip uniform shorts and cheap asian binder snaps open and almost ruptures a tiddy
>my womanhood still hurts