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>>10353850Happy women's day lol.
>Long-term bf just broke up with me>At a convention trying to think of how to get my shit together>notice cute guy is has been looking at me for some time>smile at him and wave a little>go back to playing my Vita>look up to see him sitting next to me>asks me what’s wrong>little reluctant, think it’s a trick>It isn’t>feelsgoodgirl.jpg>he was dumped recently too>accidentally stare at his pecs as he’s talking>start to get wet>feel a hand run up my leg>see him breathing a bit hard>asks if I like what I see>guide his hand to my zipper>he unzips my fanny pack by mistake>spaghetti falls out>try to clean it up with my sock>start to cry>get embarrassed and fart watery diarrhea all over my skirt>smear shit all over the window and ask him to marry me>mfw he said no
>at tea party rehearsal>fatty chan ita screams that the tea is bad>mfw we can't ignore her>tell the bitch to stfu>she accuses us of inprevoushness>all chuck our thongs at her head>find out later that she strated
My sister wants to cosplay the fish-eating "every day until you like it" girl, but I'm trying to tell her no one will get it.