/cgl/ - Cosplay & EGL

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little lolita bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Imperial Japanese Army, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret slash fics on Naruto, and I have over 300 confirmed Hetalia keychains. I am trained in ninjitsu warfare and I’m the top reincarnated wolf in the entire Japanes armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will NTR you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking pocky. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, Shiro desu. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of furries across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, white bitch desu. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ancient ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed tumblr posting, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the Cosplaymagic.com and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little unkawaii bitch. If only you could have known what unShinto retribution your little “tsundere" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn baka. I will glomp fury all over you and you will ahegao in it desu. You’re fucking dead, bitch-chan.