/cgl/ - Cosplay & EGL

>>6575006
So she dutifully follows you to your weekly tabletop session and/or your monthly LARP, being cattier and bitchier than ten Token Hot Girls combined. She cries whenever someone points out that she messes up, expects you to defend her, and makes it so every character she plays is not only the worst cleric the party has ever seen, but also your girlfriend/wife/love interest… and if you don’t reciprocate, THERE WILL BE ALL NINE HELLS TO PAY.

If you have a healer girlfriend, trust me: the sex is not worth it. DUMP IT AND RUN LIKE YOUR LIFE DEPENDS ON IT.

(The other version of this, and less evil, is the poor girlfriend that’s dragged along because her boyfriend makes her, or whines at her until she assents. If this is you, I’m sorry. Dump him now, because you shouldn’t have to put up with hobbies you’re not interested in.)

caption: I could not stick up any pictures of the couple of people I know fit this stereotype, because I can't deal with the boohooing. You know who you are.