/cgl/ - Cosplay & EGL

>>9793481
Fine, I'll bite before the thread gets delete
>Be at least a 7/10 by con standards, or a 6/10 by normie standards
>Actually fucking bathe
>Talk to girls. Don't wait for them to talk to you.
>Be confident, but don't be a douche
>Cosplay helps. Either a well-made cosplay or a witty cosplay.
>If you don't cosplay, wear some nerd gear. It'll make you relatable and could be a conversation point. But don't wear it like an autist.
>Be confident, but not a douche.
>If the girl isn't into you, back off and try hitting up a different girl. If you act like a creep, she'll tell people and youl'll get a reputation as a creep.
>Again, fucking bathe and take care of yourself. Nobody finds a greasy, stinky weeb attractive.
>Start a skincare routine and a healthy diet a few weeks before the con. Get a flattering haircut before the con if you're not wearing a wig. Shave if your facial hair looks like shit.

I'll be your friend m'lady

>pussies
>motherfucker
>little bitch
>faggots
>basic scum
>I'm serving a verbal smackdown because I'm lord of the interwebs!

Stay classy, Cheeto-lover.