/cgl/ - Cosplay & EGL

>tl;dr I once stabbed a kid with a pair of scissors.

Huh... I'll bite.

This kid whom I went to school with was the biggest asshole in the world. In 7th grade he would call me all sorts of names, introduce me to sexual terms I didn't know, and hit me. A lot. I started dating him in 8th grade after he started acting nice to me. I'm crazy, don't ask. Anyhow, we break up after a whole 9 months, and upon hanging out with him... he drowns me under water until I agree to give him head.

I'm still crazy. Fast foward, we are in my freshman year. I get drunk for first time. Shit happens; great friends ensure my first time having sex ISN'T my first time getting drunk. Fabulous. Anyhow, kid keeps talking about how I got gang banged. He will not shut up. Every one is telling him, 'Man, shut up, you know that didn't happen.'

So, I leave to go home to get a pair of scissors... come back to the school, bring this kid into the corridor by the stairs to talk holding a pair of scissors up my sleeve. He comes willingly, I think he was trying to say he was sorry. Oh well. There it goes, scissor straight at his chest.

Kid takes off running, I mean, he is darting faster then anyone you've ever seen. I'm thinking, 'Well fuck, I just did that.' So, I throw the scissors in the trash can and walk up to the library.

There was a good pause when the school office brought the scissors up and asks, "Are these your scissors?" I argued for a second... then I was just... yeah, those are my scissors.

I went to an alternative school and was on probation for months... I got in a lot of trouble with my parents to... huh. In retrospect, it wasn't the greatest idea...