/cgl/ - Cosplay & EGL

>back in highschool
>plan crossplay for con (Azu-nyan)
>practice makeup, hip padding, etc.
>not that passable but enough to not look fug and awkward
>dad is super conservative and traditional, so hide all this from him
>Thursday before con
>friends come to pick me up for road trip to con
>they're late
>dad not supposed to be home when they arrive but they're pushing it close
>already in full cosplay with makeup since there are Thursday events
>consider taking it all off but friends arrive
>out the door before they even call to say they're here
>friends help me load my shit into car
>realize i left my housekeys on kitchen counter, ask friends to finish packing my stuff into car while i grab the keys
>they were late so it's the least they could do right?
>nope
>i come back out, they're bullshitting with the trunk open
>really anxious now, it's past 5 and dad will be home any minute
>stuff gets packed and dad's car rolls up while one bitch friend is being passive-aggressive about seating
>i urge everyone to get in before shit gets awkward, we can swap seats at rest stop
>dad is parking car
>we finally work out seating
>dad gets out of car while i am climbing into ours
>his eyes meet mine
>he smiles really fake-ly
>duck into car and try to hide
>anxious for a while but eventually relax and enjoy con
>come home Sunday night, wearing normal clothes, hiding all my moeshit swag and cosplay in bags in my luggage
>dad: "so anon, did you have fun? who was the girl?"
>think he means one of my friends, say, "dad that was X, you met her before."
>"no not that dyke, the one with the black pigtails."
>wtf, is he making fun of me?
>"if i were younger i'd be on that ass so hard, anon, she wouldn't know what hit her."
>he laughs, goes back to what he was doing
>i go to my room and reevaluate my life choices

For weeks after, every time I'd try to fap I'd just remember my dad announcing he'd wreck my ass if he was younger and my boner would be kill.