/cgl/ - Cosplay & EGL

>>9329746

My mother (longtime Girl Scout leader) also volunteers as a teacher for "My Best Defense" classes, a self-defense training program aimed at younger girls. At one event, one of the girl's mothers came up behind her and caught her in a bear hug and said "okay, what do you do for this situation?"

My mother simply turned around in the grip (fairly easy to do,) so she was facing her "attacker", lifted her knee, and said "ladies, don't forget your basics."

i'll do my dump, i'll try my best to avoid doubles of what was already posted.

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>Stupid bitch bugs me all the time, considers me her bffffff
>There are reason she's a "bitch" in my book, she's rude, mean, and ignorant, anyways
>Be in 10th grade
>She makes me a Homestuck
>I quickly leave the fandom
>She bitches so much, I end up going one Halloween plastered in gray paint
>She's going to a different college than me now that we've choosen different careers and such
>She's still in touch with me
>She wants me to go over and evaluate the Madoka cosplay she bought
>I go over and it's a Milanoo mess
>Wig is unstyled and super shiny
>"Oh, uh, did you make it...?"
>"NO SILLY ANON I BOUGHT IT"
>She goes to con with said cosplay and bf because I couldn't go
>She ends up getting slapped by bf because she tried to kiss and grope a Mami cosplayer
>I found that as an excuse to not talk to her, so I told her it was disgusting
>She said she was sorry and never spoke to me again
>mfw
That was really short and dumb, but I just gotta get it off my chest because I hate her and still do and I hope she learns how to fucking sew