/cgl/ - Cosplay & EGL

>>9693261
>started going out with a cheerful, friendly, 190cm chubby guy
>going to help me do my first cosplay this year
>goes out with me in lolita
>asks me to be his girlfriend, I happily accept
>we finally end up having sex
>he takes off his pants
>WOAH THERE PAL LETS GO SLOWLY
He’s so nice and friendly, I would never guess it was that big??? I dunno why but I thought it would be different.

>>9493023
>doujin of a sweet lolita getting raped
W-what?

>Boss has everyone in my division give little "about me" presentations
>Mine's coming up--decide I'm definitely omitting this part of my life from my slideshow
>Coworkers approach me today
>"Anon, are you going to show everyone your cute doll dresses??"
>MRW