/cgl/ - Cosplay & EGL

At big family Christmas celebration:
>"Hey anon, we have an extra present for you!"
>"Oh, whoa, thanks!"
>Open the gift, it's a Japanese children's clothing set; a yukata, socks, shoes.
>"This looks beautiful, thank-you so much!"
>"Our Japanese exchange student gave it to use a couple years ago. We just found it again and though you might like it! Now try it on!"
>"Oh, uh, well, this is actually for a ten-year-old, and as I'm in my mid-twenties, I don't think it's going to fit."
>"Put it on! Put it on!" The entire family slowly joins in the chant.
>"No thanks, it's way too small."
>"I'm so sad that you don't like our gift, anon. Is it really that difficult to show some appreciation for what we've given you?" (Other family members chime in on how mean I'm being)
>ffs
>"Fine, but it's going to look ridiculous because it's way too small."
>It does look ridiculous, like a giraffe in a onesie.
>Family explodes into laughter, I chuckle alongside them. I do look really silly.
>"OH MY GAWD ANON, YOU ARE SO STUPID, I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU ACTUALLY PUT IT ON. WHAT AN IDIOT, YOU'RE SO DUMB, OHHHHHH MY GAAAAWWWWDDDDDDDD"
>Oh yeaaaaaaah, I had forgotten what huge assholes so many of my relatives are, thanks for the reminder.