/cgl/ - Cosplay & EGL

Oh, my favourite kind of thread!

>Brought Naruto Manga to school and read it in the hallways
>Obligatory Naruto Ninja run during P.E
>Drew Manga in class
>Always was jealous of my then best friend because she could draw way better than me
>Called my friends “chan” and “kun”
>Called my older friend “Senpai”
>Actually called some of my teachers “Sensei”
>Tried to act cutesy and innocent like dem kawaeh anime girls, but at the same time dressed like a fucking hobo with unkept hair because I was a “tomboy” and “not like those dumb girly girls”
>Forced my poor mom to buy me a shitty Orochimaru Cosplay from eBay for 120€
>Wore it at home all the time until it ripped everywhere and fell apart
>Convinced my friend that I visit an Anime parallel universe in my dreams when I sleep
>Wrote horrible self-insert fan fiction about being a Ninja with a tragic backstory
>Drew edgy, “dark” pictures in my dimly lit room while listening to Linkin Park, Simple Plan and Evanessence
>Roleplayed “epic” anime adventures with my friends
>Spoke “Japanese” in class
>Told everyone how I want to be a Mangaka when I grow up
>Included Manga and Anime pictures in many of my school reports
>Spent hours watching AMV’s on YouTube
>Sang various Pokémon and anime OP’s during music class
>Told my bullies that I was “going to visit a Ninja school and get revenge once I’m a Ninja”
>Spouted lines from anime and re-enacted those exaggerated anime poses in casual conversations
>Schlicked to anime girls/ecchi

Needless to say I was very popular. At least I showered regularly. Also I have actual Aspergers so I guess I get a pass on all that.