/cgl/ - Cosplay & EGL

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>buddy who dragged me here in the first place comes to check on me
>"you okay, anon?"
>"yeah i'll be fine he just hit me in a new piercing"
>oldfag's wife hears me
>"YOU SHOULDN'T BE LARPING IF YOU HAVE AN INJURY"
>w what
>its a piercing
>maybe he shouldnt have aimed for my tits with the giant hammer
>"YOU NEED TO SIT OUT IF YOU HAVE AN INJURY"
>but then the teams will be even more unbalanced
>fuck it fine
>i sit out a few rounds and practice with the spare weapons
>"hey anon why aren't you playing?"
>oldfag's wife said I couldn't
>"I NEVER SAID THAT"
>what
>yes you did
>"I SAID YOU NEED TO BE CAUTIOUS. YOU SIGNED A WAIVER, YOU CAN'T SUE US."
>i never said anything about suing anybody
>i wasnt even mad until you started yelling at me
>whatever, i'm back in the game
>finally manage to land a hit on Oldfag that gets through his fucking armor
>Oldfag bitches and moans about having to use one arm
>bitch i've been hopping around on one leg for hours
>and i'm still kicking more ass than your over powered bullshit
>man fuck this shit
>sun goes down, game is over, no clear winner
>what a waste of time
>I don't even gain a level
>"YOU NEED MORE EXPERIENCE. CHECK THE WEBSITE FOR MORE RULES."
>While packing up, one of oldfag's friends tries to make conversation
>Seems like a cool guy, kind of a basement dweller but nothing too wrong with him
>"And that's why people who believe in God are idol worshippers and also stupid"
>fuck this shit
>Preachy atheists are the worst
>Try to be polite, get the hell out of there
>jump in my buddy's car and drive away
>"So anon did you have a good time?"

Would have been so much better if they'd let me hit Oldfag. He had some ability where he could just yell "My power shoves thee!" and you had to get away from him. Fucking ridiculous. Pic related.