/cgl/ - Cosplay & EGL

>>10056645
I'm the richfag and dev guy you were talking to
Learn object design, polymorphism, data structures, a tiny bit of algorithm design, java, php, JavaScript (esp node), python. Come back when you have a firm grasp on about half of that and I'll give you a quick quiz to tell whether or not you're employable. The things I listed that aren't programming languages are way more important than the languages themselves. I'd recommend the first language you learn be python or java.
Be aware all male co-workers will thirst after you, however a lot are also rich yet awkward guys so you might enjoy that. Your autism should serve you alright. You also might be able to get on really really because a good number of companies do diversity hires. I have it but, y'know, do whatever you can to get ahead right?

>Why am I doing this
I have a soft spot for fledgling autist programmers