/cgl/ - Cosplay & EGL

>suddenly want (hormonally speaking) to be impregnated
>want to marry an asian guy and make cute high IQ hapa babies with cute dark almond eyes and dark silky hair
>logically speaking, kids would be horribly expensive, ruin my life, shit all over the place, puke all over, be annoying, and ensure I never retire early, also bust the puss
>I've always despised children and I have the warmth and empathy of a snake
Body, stop, why?