/cgl/ - Cosplay & EGL

>>8029067
This cop was about an inch shorter than me (5'5") and had built as fuck arms, basically he looked like he was compensating for something. It was a fucking longshot but my only thought was "cry so he will feel manly and help you" so I did my best to cry, but I don't normally cry even when upset and I want to cry. So I just covered my face and made sounds while working up to a few tears by rubbing my eyes. It didn't exactly work but he did let me grab my purse and suitcase (everything else of value had to stay though), and after some pleading (with the rubbed red eyes and tears) he agreed to help me find a hotel to stop at... BY THROWING ME INTO THE BACK OF HIS COP CAR. Not "hey just sit here while we get there" but the whole grasping your wrists and placing one hand on your head deal. By then I was really crying.

long story short, I made it to a hotel un-murdered and pissed as fuck. I called my home state's registration, repaid, and had them fax the highway patrol my info within twenty minutes despite the fact that they "Can not fax registration info under any circumstances", made it to the highway patrol office to get the papers to release my car, then bribed the taxi guy to speed his ass to this crazy russian impound place where they were FUCKING PLAYING CARDS AND DRINKING VODKA LIKE A FUCKING MOVIE, and got my car the same damned day, out of fucking spite if nothing else. I was sweaty and gross so I changed into jeans and a t-shirt in my car and fucking made it to my fucking con. Later I figured out that my registration was not so much out of date as it was they never got my emissions test, which doesn't make sense to me as they seemed fine with the information I gave them when I was in a panic... So anyway I had to pay out over $700 for what was as far as I can tell was a filing error and a cop with something to prove. But damn did it feel good to Prove that dickhole wrong and get my car that same day. 3/3

>>7830458
Bump for this.
Anyone?

>>7762841
>stupid long legs
honey nooo I'd trade you for those any day
stupid short stumpy legs dont look attractive ever

Not at all lolita related but this just happened and I am so confused... I cut myself and bled a few tiny spots on my only pair of light pink shorts, so I hand washed them in the tub and it looked like the spots had washed out so I layed them out flat to dry. I came back this morning and somehow the blood stains are not only back, but HUGE and dark rusty brown. Also when I picked up the shorts the back side was completely covered in black splotches. I have no idea how this happened. the shorts were just lying on on clean linoleum, and there are no stains on the linoleum, and how did the blood stains come back? Am I Venom and just don't know it? My shorts are ruined now though. My only pink pair.

have been trying to lose weight for three years
have only gained weight
started at 140 now 190
consistent diet, fairly active, lifting weights...
I have no idea what to do anymore.

So there was a skirt I really wanted up on mbok and I was going to bid on it but the seller cancelled. I was hoping she'd relist it but its been a few days.. I asked my SS if she'd message them about it but she said shed rather not as they might get annoyed.
I want it so bad..

Still no news on Ame.

>>6997554
No way! I've been looking forward to this for so long. I can't even donate since I'm unemployed as fuck.

>>6619981
was for >>6601707
Never will be a kawaii tan lolita.