/cgl/ - Cosplay & EGL

>>7157117
>Start going to the Gym
>Busting my ass to lose the pounds
>Eating healthier than I ever have in my life
>I have a goal... and I'm gonna Wreck It...
>Keep an eye glued to the Disneyland audition announcements
>Sure enough, a few weeks before the movie premiere, new audition announcement for the Park
>Feelin good In the Neighborhood

>Show up to audition
>There are dozens, possibly hundreds of auditioners, but easily 75% of them are loud, obnoxious, blonde teenage girls
>Fucking princess bitches, man
>Feeling good about myself though
>Been losing weight pretty consistently for about 6 months. Still pretty stocky, but the moobs have melted away and looking better than I ever have
>Get my clipboard and fill it all out
>Everyone has to go through a rudimentary dance audition, even for face characters in case they want you to throw on some random costume and join a parade to fill in for someone sick
>Ace that shit, feeling good in my new shape
>Get pulled to the side by one of the stagehands, short, weaselly looking guy, sort of like a slightly taller, less greasy-looking Danny Devito with a big ass headset
>Oh shit this is it...
"Hey, are you.... #2675... "Anon"?"
>Nod furiously
"How tall are you, son?"

>>6738294
well hard to say without a reference but any hamstring/glute exercises add nice shape, maybe some oblique/ab work as well, basically squats, weighted crunches, and side bends. If you're dedicated enough you can change anything.

>>6480284
What this guy said, bulk up and then start punching everyone and yelling really loud. In character of course.

>>6408500
Women only respect you after you beat them in a fistfight. So if you want a woman, do pic related.

>>6396580
Gj, keep going.