/cgl/ - Cosplay & EGL

>>10441423
>The last one was deleted for thottery in the OP.
What, you've never texted your friend's big brother a picture of your ass in a thong and had him reply "lol"?

Such a /cgl/ related feel desu.

>>9937065
Five years ago at MTAC, there was a panel called "How to land a slant-eye."

It was for an Asian band called The Slants, but it rustled some jimmies when the schedule was published.

>reading travel guides
>reading about tourist scams
>mfw I think about a lolita getting scammed or murdered
Be safe out there.

>>9872896
>tfw asperger's
>tfw I know I've had this effect on people before

>at con
>think I spot my con friend in a crowd
>remember that she's been dead since late 2015
>mfw

I try to be nice to boys at the con, but there's this awful stereotype that girls with sidecuts are bitches.

I take my wig off. They jump out the window.

I got up to use the bathroom at Momocon and when I got back a Chloe Price was eating my waffle fries.

When the meetup is over and it's your turn to sweep up the thongs.

>know my sister has a crush on this guy I cosplay with
>decide to ask him about her
>message him "hi"
>he's typing...
>he sends me a gif of a naked woman tied up, getting soccer balls kicked at her tits
>"Sorry, that was meant to be a cat waving."

>snack too much for like a month
>look at pics of self in lolita this week
>I have a little gut
>the con is in under a month

>>9445553
I wasn't invited to my ten-year this month because nobody recognized my married name.

>tfw you're the only male in your graduating class with a maiden name

>wearing lolita at Taco Bell
>cashier laughs and whispers "Hey! Are you a loli?"
>mfw
>"It's okay. I'm a furry!"
>mfw

I used to wear my lolita at the library, but no more. I'm too depressed to leave the house for anything but work.

Just the other day, the girl at Wendy's asked me "Why you ain't at the liburry no mo?" I started crying into my food.