/cgl/ - Cosplay & EGL

>>7421165
Egghhh, that sucks, anon.

I'll never forget that one girl I knew in high school who gave me some terribly drawn Kirby yaoi. It's like... girl, I like Kirby, but what makes you think I'd think this is okay? Meta Knight's dick was more than I needed to see.

That wouldn't be the only time, either. She'd try and push all kinds of bad yaoi of my favorite things onto me.

Ah, I've got one. This happened at the most recent Fanime, actually.

>Saturday night, leave convention between 9:30 or 10 or so
>wearing new Quattro cosplay, feeling good
>girlfriend and I are hungry as hell, decide to hit up the Johnny Rockets right by our hotel
>Johnny Rockets is really busy, should have known, decide it's not worth the wait and walk out
>some dude approaches me and my girlfriend
>looks at me and says "yo gurl lemme holluh at you gurl, you so fine gurl, my friend over there think you fine gurl, i mean DAMN GURL HOW YOU DOIN THAT GURL YOU TURN ME ON GURL--"
>NOPE.AVI
>girlfriend and I run the fuck out of there and back to our hotel
>fuck dinner I'll just eat a big breakfast in the morning

That shit was mad creepy.

>be at work
>finished my tasks for the day
>decide to chill with the receptionists for the last fifteen or twenty minutes of my shift
>receptionists are talking about going to a party
>"Hey Boris, do you wanna come?"
>"No thanks, I don't really do parties."
>"AWWW WHY NOT????"
>"I'm not really a party person."
>they keep heckling me and heckling me about this party
>"Come on Boris!! It'll be fun!!"
>I have nothing in common with these people and I've heard all about their crazy party escapades in the past
>I already know what to expect going into this
>"No, seriously, it's cool."
>someone from the admissions department comes to the front desk
>"HEY BORIS WON'T COME WITH US TO A PARTY!!!!111!1"
>"Maybe she's just nervous?" says admissions
>no one understands that I just don't like crazy party environments and being surrounded by rowdy strangers
>"No, like I said before, I just don't really like that kinda thing--"
>"HEY BORIS MAYBE IF YOU WEAR ONE OF YOUR ANNIE-MAY COSTUMES YOU'LL FEEL BETTER???"
>mfw