/cgl/ - Cosplay & EGL

>>7477357
I have a Touhou bag and I spend my breaks playing Divine Girls and Moe Can Change! and other shit on a tablet. I look and sound 12 years old but I'm almost 20, and I make incredibly autistic noises. Maybe she's an aspie also.

I AM the weeaboo coworker, but I had a classmate in high school who put even me off sometimes by insinuating that he wanted me to be his qt furry loli (not the fashion) GF. I don't know where the idea came from, I'm not even a furry, but he tried to seduce me with ears and a tail and said shit like "Don't come to school with damp hair, you'll catch a cold bc ur so weak lol u need me".

He wrote fiction which was very obviously about the people we shared a class with but with their names changed to made-up Japanese ones. In the stories apocalyptic shit happened and killed off the students he didn't like much. Only the girls and one strangely familiar boy were left, and it essentially turned into softcore Lord of the Flies (c) Brazzers, which he volunteered to read aloud but the teacher at the time had edited it before and said pls no. He offered to let me read his fanfictions all the time, then retracted the offers because he didn't want me to embarrass myself in class because it was ecchi and I would get totes wet over it. Spectacular.