/cgl/ - Cosplay & EGL

My only issue seems to be that no one wants to have sex with a clone of John Lennon.

I can show up in a white suit off of the Abbey Road cover, look and speak just like John Lennon (I get it every single day when I go outside, even just wearing normal clothes, that I am a John Lennon dead giveaway)

I've been unable to find any woman at a con who has any musical tastes whatsoever- even if they disliked John Lennon, at least have the opinion.

I'm still waiting to see/find a good BECK: Mongolian Chopsquad cosplay that I can crash as John Lennon- maybe find a Maho of my own to shag.

But it doesn't happen so I just end up having regular, normal sex and avoiding conventions