/cgl/ - Cosplay & EGL

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Tiny weeb story
>Go to the bank to sort out some account details
>"Confirm the last 3 letters of your postcode"
>yep
>"What was your first school?"
>yep
>"What is your mothers maiden name?"
>yep
>"What special name did you list when registering this account?"
>oh fuck what
>Wrack brain for what 13 year old me would have said and come up blank
>Bank employee eventually changes it for me
>"Would you like to know the name you originally listed?"
>sure why not
>"Soubi, does that ring any bells?"
>13 year old weeb past flashes before my eyes, I leave the bank later with my pride in tatters