/cgl/ - Cosplay & EGL

Comm president edition

>tfw I have a fun idea for a Deadpool cosplay but everyone will just see Deadpool and assume I'm obnoxious

>>9952069
>tfw me
Why is this hobby so full of hot teens? It's sick!

>go into bathroom with wash my feet before tea
>see a D.Va costume pulled to a girl's ankles in the stall
>mfw the cosplayer screams "NERF THIS" and loudly shits diarrhea

>checking out a camgirl site
>check the "otaku" tag
>mfw a girl from my little sister's comm pops up

>mfw two itas in Aliexpress dresses get in a fight
I wasn't there when it started. I got there just in time to see the sweet ita shove the goth ita under the table. Goth ita flipped the table and kicked her hard in the nuts. I'm going to try and get them both banned, because they knocked two cakes on the floor.

>mfw I think about girls who can't afford lolita
I hate seeing people sad.

>wandering the artist alley section of the con
>cute 12 year old MeMeMe walks up to me and stares intently
>say hi
>she smiles and starts doing the dance
>laughs and runs away like a maniac
>mfw she jumps a banister and lands right on her nuts

Is there a more easily baited sub on the internet than cgl?

Wah! Watashi went to the kawaii burando-chan tea party this weekend, and smelled someloli do a big old smelly FART. Dx Uguu, my dude! The sugoi time was ruined, and it's all arigato to that baka.

What's the secret to Instagram fame? Please god, I've been at it for a year and only have 200 followers.

>>9614365
Didn't this girl turn out to live in one of the worst parts of Mexico? Really sad. :(

>mfw I saw a couple making out as Calvin and Hobbes.

Anyone know of any good toy accessories?

Something I could give to my Figmas or Nendoroids?

>mfw I think of sad girls who can't afford lolita

Life isn't fair.

Best way to wash a costume with an ironed-on pattern?

Should I just hand-wash it in cold and hang it to dry?

Best way to wash a costume with an ironed-on pattern?

Should I just hand-wash it in cold and hang it to dry?

>mfw I think about how not every girl can afford lolita

It makes me sad.

>>9515186
I had a guy break it off with me because I kept posting "ironic tumblr memes."

I'm going to lose an ovary and the con is in four weeks. I hope I have time to recover, lol.